Let's Try This Out...

Never had a blog before. But if there's any time to start one, it's now.

I'm living in East Hampton, NY for the summer, working as an intern for Plum TV. It's a local cable network with affiliates in expensive vacation/resort locations. Think Aspen. Nantucket. Martha's Vineyard. Miami. Vail. Sun Valley. Telluride. Plum is there, in all those places. Except the Hamptons, perhaps second to Miami, is clearly superior to all the others.

So here I am. Having run-ins with the Real Housewives of New York City. And Ivanka Trump. And Justin Timberlake. And Lindsay Lohan. And Nick Cannon. And Fern Mallis. And Jonathan Adler. And it's only been three weeks. I figure, why not start a blog and share with the world the tales of such run-ins. Who knew Justin Timberlake looks way older in real life? Well, I do now. And I guess you do too. And yes, Lindsay Lohan really is that skinny. And a hot mess. And Kelly Bensimon really is that pretty. And Ivanka? Taller than I expected. Fern Mallis? Total sweethart. Super thick hair. Jonathan Adler? If you've ever questioned this man's sexuality before, question no more. Ladies, he's off the market. Oh and Nick Cannon? Bad style. Plaid suit...enough said. And his publicist is a huge bitch. Nice ass though.

It's such a strange phenomenon meeting these celebrities and television personalities in real life. Having first-class access to some of the hottest, most exclusive events and night-spots in the world. I hope I don't become jaded from all of this, because the intent of this blog, my very first blog, is to share with you with complete honesty and humilty my witnessings as a summer intern in one of the toniest resort communities on the planet.

Consider this your real person's insider's guide to the Hamptons. From the gossip to the hot spots to the weather, I am your girl. I'm just a middle-class Mulatto senior at the University of Michigan living the life of a skinny, prissy East Coast millionare socialite. But I've still got my sanity, and I've still got my roots, and at the end of the summer, we'll see if the other side of the tall green grass hedges are really that much greener.

Enjoy.